Emily and Kyle delve into the extensive lore of the vampire Count Scrofula, 16th century pitchman Bilius Mays hawks his exclusive Angel Coins, and the Bills of Mortality are both too specific and too vague.

Kyle and Emily skippity-doo on a brisk walk with Richard Simmons, plan their English vacation to the village of Westward Ho!, and list their favorite fictional babies that may (or may not) appear in a Dickensian socialist fairy tale.